Something to use to stop yourself thinking that you need to hoard toilet paper:
Cute one, Simon.
As for me I think the practice of more recent district assemblies where they allocate x sheets (I seem to remember 2 sheets) to each woman as she enters the rest room -- has to be the gold standard. After all, if it was endorsed by the GB, and, by extension, the 2Jays (Jehovah and Jesus) -- what more can one ask?